keep your head up

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

elenamorelli:

{ night and day }

"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."
- (via dienu)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

Darren Criss, in Girl Most Likely

also known as…

‘Darren Criss being staggeringly attractive in a sub par movie’

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

"Be who you are. Do whatever you want to do. I try to live my life as an example; you are an example of your own morals. Treat others right, for example. You change yourself; you change the world, right?"

hanibum:

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